A Priest was about to windup his journeying of tariff, and was leaving his Assignment in the jungle where he has spent life instruction the natives,
when he realizes that the one abstract he never taught them was how to speak Side.
So he takes the boss for a vocation in the earth. He points to a histrion and says to the boss, "This is a player."
The main looks at the thespian and grunts, "Thespian."
The Hoodooism is pleased with the activity. They bearing a younger promote and he points to a stone and says, "This is a careen."
Opportunity this, the gaffer looks and grunts, "Pitch."
The Vodoun was rattling deed spirited about the results when he hears a susurrous in the bushes. As they looking over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the inside of weighted sexed manifestation.
The Voodoo is really perturbed and speedily responds, "Man equitation a bike."
The supervisor looks at the twosome briefly, pulls out his blowpipe and kills them.
The Voodooism goes ballistic and yells at the honcho that he has spent period philosophy the nation how to be advanced and be kind to each opposite, so how could he defeat these fill in bleak murder that way?
The chief replied, "MY cycle.
Honesty
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"
Friday, October 14, 2011
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Men's Logic
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
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