Happy New Year 2010

Wheels & Wing

Cool School Bus

Starlings in Spring Ballet

Amazing Real Video

Kayaking with Killer Whales

BudLight Asteroid

As a giant asteroid hurls toward Earth,
a group of astronomers must decide how to
spend the precious little time they have left.

WOMEN AND GOD

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live"



Upon recovery,the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.



After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,she was killed by an ambulance.



Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"



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God replied,


"I didn't recognize you."

3 idiots Speech

The speech is so hilarious that
your stomach will pain laughing.
( stun means boobs )

The Jigg Police

Spy Cam

Guinness Slide

Santa In Intensive Care Unit

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care unit ward, put in a bed tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.

Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. A couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."

The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi."

This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Calcutta."

Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "Ludhiana."

Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, "Asit."

Replied the other, "Santa."

A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer."

Santa responded, "Sagittarius."

Vibrator

The Biggest Runner!

The big bend runner man not a woman.

Bathroom Surprise

Once you'll see this reel,
you'll never risk to visit
a public lavatory, even is extras!

Pencil Sketch

Photoshop Pencil Sketch Technique

Sound Of Cops

Boys Afraiding the Sound of Cops.

Never Look At Woman

Funny Football

Sometimes the goalie tries too hard.
Hey guys watch and enjoy the funniest
moments in football history.

Making Stairs Appealing

Baby Funny

Under The Bench

Shower From Under The Bench
Girls,if you don't afraid of getting wet, then take a seat on a bench!

Junior

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.

After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.

Women!!

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.

People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was.

The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.

Junior said

"The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later"...

World’s Largest Snake

World’s Largest Snake Found Dead

Turn your speakers on and listen carefully!

Kissing Girls

Bad Romance

Best Wedding Dance Compilation

Loses Dress

Aussie Model Loses Dress on Stage

How to Add Fun

How to Add Fun and Movement to Your Advertising
Using sex to sell a product is nothing new. Neither is using humor.
If the two are combined it can be a winning formula but add a level
of customer interaction and you've really cracked it! This video shows
the imaginative use of all three elements that have created a fun card
that can be used as a basis for all kinds of promotions.

Best Joke In Britan

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."


( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain )

Jury Duty

A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving.

He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial he decided to give it one more shot.

As the trial was about to begin he asked if he could approach the bench.

"Your Honor," he said, " I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one look at the man in the blue suit with those beady eyes and that dishonest face and I said 'He's a crook! He's guilty, guilty, guilty' So your Honor, I could not possibly stay on this jury!"

With a tired annoyance the judge replied,

"Get back in the jury box. That man is his lawyer."

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Pinewood Derby

World's Longest Pinewood Derby
Check out the track that covered 206 feet, 5 inches at the U.S. Cellular Arena.

Spray for Enlargement

Miracle Spray for Breast Enlargement
Absolutely new mean for breast enlargement,
the show “hidden camera” works out problems with small sizes…

Re Think

In Cinema Hall!!
What do you think is it breast test????