Honesty

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"
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Thursday, January 19, 2012

Unusual Talent

Making your eyebrows bounce to the beat is quite unusual but still impressive.

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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Amazing Mona-Lisa Art

Using Nail Shooting Gun

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Friday, September 30, 2011

Quality Pool

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Friday, April 1, 2011

DOG is Saying I LOVE YOU

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Sunday, February 20, 2011

Everything is Possible

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Friday, February 11, 2011

Champagne Bottle Trick

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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Amazing Trick with String

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Thursday, January 27, 2011

Amazing Plane Landing

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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Amazing Fastest Cloth Changing Artist

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Monday, January 24, 2011

Amazing Downstair Wow

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Friday, January 21, 2011

Amazing Accidents

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Sunday, January 2, 2011

World Flexible Man

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Saturday, January 1, 2011

Friendship of Bird & Fish

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Friday, December 10, 2010

Awesome Iceskating

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Friday, October 29, 2010

Intelligent Work by Dog

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Sunday, October 17, 2010

Four Hands Guitar Playing

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Saturday, October 2, 2010

Baby Slide

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Sunday, August 29, 2010

Best Bus Driver

Really Impressive!
This men is certainly the best bus driver in the world.

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Friday, August 27, 2010

Nut-Cracking Monkeys

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Culture Differences

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Men's Logic

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"