Honesty

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"

Monday, August 22, 2011

FACTS

1. Your eye is the only part you
can not wash with soap.

2. You cannot count your hair.

3. Your tongue can not reach all
your teeth.

4. The stupid ones will try the 3rd
part.

5. You will smile because your
tongue can indeed reach all your
teeth.

6. You will laugh because you feel
like a fool

7. You will post this because you had fun and you want revenge.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Karate

The martial arts require focus and concentration
if one is to ...transcend beyond any corporeal
limitations. Then again... Super video!!!

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Kinectimals Debut Trailer

All the benefits of cute cuddly animals without
the hassle of cleaning up after their messes or
looking over your shoulder for their mother's
murderous pounce.


Men's Logic

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"