Has to Go

Blind man Has to Go
That kind of fountain really wasn't part of the plan!

Woman Stuck

A woman getting stuck on a fair ride maze. VERY FUNNY!!
LOTS OF VIEWS.... You've been framed funny video comedy.

Good Reaction

Pant-less On An Escalator

A guys pants keep falling down whilst he is carrying water melon.
The females are shocked.

Goal Keeper

mazing Goal Keeper Kick

Please ! Make Me Women ....

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,

Drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners

And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,

Then drove home to put away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,

then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and,

Though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord,

I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

The Wedding Wows.

Bride Can't Stop Laughing During Vows.
Her husband accidentally pronounces 'lawfully' as 'wawfully,'
and she cracks up so much that they had to take a break in the ceremony.

Tripping And Stumbling

Naughty Cat

See the cat really naughty.
It disturbing that dog and make it angry.

Tennis

Police Force Playing Tennis

Kiss Test

Models get replaced by monkeys HA HA HA!!!

A Drop of Water

Who would have thought a drop of water could be so complicated.

THINK LIKE A SOFTWARE ENGINEER

THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON . ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AND THE BARBER REPLIES: 'I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE..' THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.



NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A 'THANK YOU' CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.



A POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT. BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: 'I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE.. THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.



THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A THANK YOU CARD AND A DOZEN DONUTS ARE WAITING AT HIS DOOR.



AN SOFTWARE ENGINEER GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT. BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: 'I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE. ' THE SOFTWARE ENGINEER IS HAPPY AND LEAVES..

THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE...?



CAN YOU GUESS?
















TRY TO GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS .

















COME ON, THINK LIKE A SOFTWARE ENGINEER....




















A DOZEN SOFTWARE ENGINEERS WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT!!

London Bus Crashes

Bus Crashes into Illegally Parked Porsche

London bus crashes into a Porsche, illegally parked at a bus stop and knocks over the bus shelter as well! Owner Emma Freeman, 34, had parked on a yellow line as she went to a cash point.

Professor Vs Pociencia

Funny Student

Parking Space

Take MY Parking Space Will You?
Two tiny cars compete for the same parking spot,
the cheeky white car (with the massive spoiler)
tries to slide on in.....but they forget one thing,
How to exit the car?

Girl Kiss Me

An extremely funny video MUST WATCH IT ,don't miss it..
A girl kissing everyone whomever she finds on the road.

LITTLE BOBBY

Confessions of a Kid

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.


His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.


Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.


Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.


He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.


Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.


Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.


Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.


Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.


Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.


Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.




**


Letter 1


Dear God,


I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.


I want a red one.


Your friend,


Bobby




**


Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,


So he tore up the letter and started over.


**


Letter 2


Dear God,


This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like


A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.


Your friend,
Bobby


**


Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.


**


Letter 3


Dear God,


I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.


Bobby


**


Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.


**


Letter 4


God,


I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.


I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.


Please! Thank you,


Bobby


**


Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.


Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.


Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.


Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.


Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.


Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.


He looked around to see if anyone was there.


Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.


He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.


He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.


Bobby began to write his letter to God.


**


Letter 5


God,


I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!


**

Self Moving Generator

Magic Electromagnetic Self Moving Generator - How?
Watch to build awesome magnetic generator in 2 minutes and impress your friends.

Unbelievable !

Twisting Pop Up From Amazing Paper
Unbelievable twisting effect. Really nice.
Can you make one like this?

DANGER ZONE

DANGER EVERYWHERE,SOMEWHERE,ANYWHERE OR ANYTIME

Funny Football

From Premier League,England

The Butterfly Effect

This is why it's essential for girls to keep the leg stubble at bay!

Funniest Home Videos

Funny home videos from all over the world

Monkey In Box

That monkeys are mischievous people in the box.

Car Accident

Too Funny Car Accident..You will be crazy

Driving After Party

Driving home after a party in Russia

Train Track Tumble

Woman Survives Train Track Tumble
An intoxicated 26-year-old woman survived a close call
late Friday night after she fell onto the train tracks
inside a Boston T subway station, the train stopped
half-way over her body.

Funny Quotes

Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?

Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals. - They are so tasty.

Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.

Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !

"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company, - three's the result!

The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........

*******

Car for All

A funny Toyota commercial.
Watch until the end.

Best Actor

Boys Are The Best Actors In The World
For Some Reason Boys Are The Best Actors In The World.
Watch This Un-Stoppable Laughing Video

Means of Floatation

Entertaining.human moments involving boats and other means of ... floatation.
Superb video!!!

MICROPHONE

Its a Microphone, Not Pepper Doh!
What was this old lady thinking about,
her husband hands her a microphone to talk,
and she just starts trying to take some pepper out of it.

Funny Moments

Funny moments happened in bathroom
with elder, kids and even with animals.

Policemen Little Help

This is a fun video,
which shows policemen helping and
having fun with unsuspecting people.

Bartender Stupid

Electric Pen

How to convert a pen in a joke.
Give electricity to their friends and have fun.

O o p s !

Full Of Fun Funny Oops Moments
 

Without Head

A salesman without head
Hidden Camera

Poems

Written By Husband To Wife

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then


I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.


******


God saw me hungry, he created pizza .


He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .


He saw me in dark, he created light .


He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



******


Twinkle Twinkle little star


You should know what you are


And once you know what you are


Mental hospital is not so far.



******


The rain makes all things beautiful.


The grass and flowers too.


If rain makes all things beautiful


Why doesn't it rain on you?



******


Roses are red, Violets are blue


Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.


Don't feel so angry you will find me there too


Not in cage but laughing at you.

1. ******

Antique Dress Photo

Want a snapshot in an Antique Dress

Wet Hand Paint

Hidden camera - practical joke show.
A cool wet paint prank

Close Call

Close Call with a Train...
Two stupid kids cross the rail lines under the bridge
and come very close to getting hit.
Kids Take The Lesson From This Video

Car Parking

Seat Belt Save Injuries

Oops Ladies!

Hilarious compilation of clips involving some unfortunate female mishaps!

*GRAND FINALE*

Comedy Circus 3 Ka Tadka *GRAND FINALE* 30th January 2010

The Good Life

The secret to the good life

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above,

sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.

On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.

Just 4 Laughs

Funny bit! Enjoy!
Girl Purse Up A Tree And She is Farting