Showing posts with label Just For Laugh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Just For Laugh. Show all posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Friday, April 13, 2012
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Girlfriend Swap
Girls are told we're shooting a JFL gag and
swap places with one of our pranksters in
their own car while they friend is inside
the corner store. A presentation of the Just
For Laughs Gags. The funny hidden camera
pranks show for the whole family.
swap places with one of our pranksters in
their own car while they friend is inside
the corner store. A presentation of the Just
For Laughs Gags. The funny hidden camera
pranks show for the whole family.
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Twin Baby Boys Laughing at Each Other
Funny Twin babies laugh at each other.
Four months old. Peyton on the left,
Brennan on the Right (P&B).
Pretty cute and funny.
Four months old. Peyton on the left,
Brennan on the Right (P&B).
Pretty cute and funny.
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Wheel of Handshake
Wheel master just doesn't seem to be able
to give a proper handshake to contestants.
A presentation of the Just For Laughs Gags.
The funny hidden camera pranks show for the
whole family. Juste pour rire les gags.
to give a proper handshake to contestants.
A presentation of the Just For Laughs Gags.
The funny hidden camera pranks show for the
whole family. Juste pour rire les gags.
Saturday, November 5, 2011
X-Ray TV Prank
Airport security technology in your
own living room. This television shows
what you have under your clothes and
even has a PG13 setting. A presentation
of the Just For Laughs Gags. The funny
hidden camera pranks show for the whole family.
own living room. This television shows
what you have under your clothes and
even has a PG13 setting. A presentation
of the Just For Laughs Gags. The funny
hidden camera pranks show for the whole family.
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Snooki with Beavis and Butthead
Snooki with Beavis and Butthead on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Jimmy Kimmel Live - The third part of Jimmy's
interview with Snooki, where Jimmy lets Beavis and
Butthead take over the show
Jimmy Kimmel Live - The third part of Jimmy's
interview with Snooki, where Jimmy lets Beavis and
Butthead take over the show
Friday, October 28, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
Doctor's Advice
A doctor's advice via question & answer!
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
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Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
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Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
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Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
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Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
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Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
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Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
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Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
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Funny Doctor
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
-------------
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
-------------
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
-------------
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
-------------
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
-------------
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
-------------
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
-------------
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
-------------
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
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Funny Doctor
LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS
LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS:
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven.
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven.
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Smart Monkey Conversation
Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
: "Tying their belts"
: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
: "What were the pilots doing?"
: "Checking the system"
: "What were you doing?"
: "Looking for my people"
: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
: "Having beverages and snacks"
: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
: "Serving the travelers"
: "What were the Pilots doing?"
: "Handling the steering"
: "What were you doing?"
: "Eating & throwing"
: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
"Some were sleeping and some were reading"
: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
: "Make up"
: "What were the pilots doing?"
: "Handling the steering"
: "What were you doing?"
: "Nothing"
: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
: "All were sleeping"
: "What were the pilots doing?"
: "Handling the air hostess"
: What were you doing?
: Handling the steering ???
: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
: "Tying their belts"
: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
: "What were the pilots doing?"
: "Checking the system"
: "What were you doing?"
: "Looking for my people"
: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
: "Having beverages and snacks"
: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
: "Serving the travelers"
: "What were the Pilots doing?"
: "Handling the steering"
: "What were you doing?"
: "Eating & throwing"
: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
"Some were sleeping and some were reading"
: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
: "Make up"
: "What were the pilots doing?"
: "Handling the steering"
: "What were you doing?"
: "Nothing"
: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
: "All were sleeping"
: "What were the pilots doing?"
: "Handling the air hostess"
: What were you doing?
: Handling the steering ???
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Friday, September 9, 2011
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