Honesty

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"
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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Romantically Police at Work

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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

The Greatest Tricks of Football

I had someone send me a clip of a trick play,
and as often seems to happen, I got so interested
in it that I wanted to see more! Well, you guys
know how that works. I figured that if I was already
watching all these videos I might as well catalogued
them to share, and to save anyone else wanting to
see a list like this some time.

So, all of you wannabe football players out there –
listen up! You better study these plays because
you either need to use them against your bitter rivals,
or ensure that they don’t use them against you!

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Saturday, November 5, 2011

X-Ray TV Prank

Airport security technology in your
own living room. This television shows
what you have under your clothes and
even has a PG13 setting. A presentation
of the Just For Laughs Gags. The funny
hidden camera pranks show for the whole family.

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Thursday, November 3, 2011

Crazy Diving in Russia

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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Single Girls Looking for Fun Ads...

If they could talk ... they'd probably reject me.
Just typing that now, I now understand why people
think I like women. Gotcha.
Hope you're all well and enjoyed a great weekend
followed by a good start to the week. Love you all.

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Just for Laugh Fun Unlimited

Hidden Cam fun during try room
attack by a toy mouse to the customers

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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Jackie Chan Funny Fight Scene

Rob B Hood, its about kidnapping gone wrong,
its Like Baby's Day Out :) I think this is
one of Jackie's funniest movies ever!!!
Plus lots of fight scenes and stunts here too.

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Thursday, October 13, 2011

Best Funny Video Ever

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Men's Logic

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"