Honesty

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Girlfriend Swap

Girls are told we're shooting a JFL gag and
swap places with one of our pranksters in
their own car while they friend is inside
the corner store. A presentation of the Just
For Laughs Gags. The funny hidden camera
pranks show for the whole family.

Beach Fire

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

River Fake Coughing

If Laughter is the best medicine this should cure you.
Rivers fake coughing at 11months old.



Curing a Cough

The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner goes inside and asks his clerk whats up.

"He wanted something for his cough, but I couldnt find the cough syrup," the clerk explains. "So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once."

"Laxatives wont cure a cough, you idiot," the owner shouts angrily.

"Sure it will," the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the wall. "Look at him. Hes afraid to cough."

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Twin Baby Boys Laughing at Each Other

Funny Twin babies laugh at each other.
Four months old. Peyton on the left,
Brennan on the Right (P&B).
Pretty cute and funny.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Happy Birthday Fail

The funniest moment of my life.
On my cousin's twentieth birthday, our friend
Brianne gave it her all when singing happy birthday
in the lobby of our school.
As you will see, This woman needs to settle DOWN.
Do you think she realized that Happy Birthday is a 20 second song?

Friday, November 11, 2011

Notorious B.I.G. Stops Baby from Crying

See, everyone was wrong about gangster rap.
It wasn't meant to incite violence.
It was meant to calm upset babies.
Now it all makes sense!

One Dumb Blonde

This chick just can't figure out why
they built the second floor so damn high.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

The Dog is at Lunch

It seems equal there are a lot of things to suppose most before you get a new dog. Best you tally to determine whether you want a ballplayer youth that has no manners whatsoever, or an mature dog that has perchance picked up some bad manners or smooth no manners at all. And what you think that your dog has manners like this....


Wednesday, November 9, 2011

America's Funniest Bloopers

America's Funniest Videos. Here's a parody of
the lame pratfalls and goofs that seem so staged.
We call it "America's Funniest Bloopers."

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Funny News Bloopers Compilation

The Greatest Tricks of Football

I had someone send me a clip of a trick play,
and as often seems to happen, I got so interested
in it that I wanted to see more! Well, you guys
know how that works. I figured that if I was already
watching all these videos I might as well catalogued
them to share, and to save anyone else wanting to
see a list like this some time.

So, all of you wannabe football players out there –
listen up! You better study these plays because
you either need to use them against your bitter rivals,
or ensure that they don’t use them against you!

Monday, November 7, 2011

FUNNY VIDEO Compilation-Ouch!!! that's Gotta Hurt....

I liked the song @.@ but then again I like techno,
dub-step, house and I dun say shit about rap or
hip hop country. Why cause I respect others choice
in music and so should you it's a free world,
problems arise from people that hate on things
that should be a choice. Grow up you guys.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Wheel of Handshake

Wheel master just doesn't seem to be able
to give a proper handshake to contestants.
A presentation of the Just For Laughs Gags.
The funny hidden camera pranks show for the
whole family. Juste pour rire les gags.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

X-Ray TV Prank

Airport security technology in your
own living room. This television shows
what you have under your clothes and
even has a PG13 setting. A presentation
of the Just For Laughs Gags. The funny
hidden camera pranks show for the whole family.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Only in Africa

Mountain Biker gets taken out by BUCK -
CRAZY Footage
Mountain Biker, Evan van der Spuy of Team
Jeep South Africa got taken out by a RED
HARTEBEES at the Time Freight Express MTB
race at Albert Falls Dam. Check out this crazy
footage which was taken by team mate Travis
Walker on his GoPro Camera - The BUCK sure
does STOP HERE with Evan Portion of the proceeds
to benefit the World Wildlife Fund

Baby and Mom

Oh my god. First of all, what relevance
is this to the video, and secondly,
how do you think women would feed babies
in the real world if it weren't for the abuse
and overmilking of animals? Women feed
their babies to keep them alive, keep them healthy,
and bond with them - NOT because they are perverted
in any way. Please seek help for your mental
disturbances, focus on something healthier

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Single Girls Looking for Fun Ads...

If they could talk ... they'd probably reject me.
Just typing that now, I now understand why people
think I like women. Gotcha.
Hope you're all well and enjoyed a great weekend
followed by a good start to the week. Love you all.

Just for Laugh Fun Unlimited

Hidden Cam fun during try room
attack by a toy mouse to the customers

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..."


Customer: "Hello, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ........
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566.


Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $ 2249.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $10,720.55 since October last year.

That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter.. ."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage Scooter,...registra tion number USE 8999..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registration number UTD 4267.......

Customer: [Faints]

Jackie Chan Funny Fight Scene

Rob B Hood, its about kidnapping gone wrong,
its Like Baby's Day Out :) I think this is
one of Jackie's funniest movies ever!!!
Plus lots of fight scenes and stunts here too.

Mother Arrested for Encouraging Daughter to Fight

Manatee County Sheriff's deputies
arrested a woman who they say actively
encouraged her daughter to fight
another student.

Men's Logic

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"