Honesty

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Girl Fails at Shooting Huge Gun

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Monday, June 6, 2011

Accidental Goal

Funny Videos - Accidental Goal
In the game Ajax vs Cambuur one of the Ajax
players tries to kick the ball out following
an injury but accidentally scores a freak goal.


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Friday, June 3, 2011

The Gun Prank

This guy plays a prank on his wife
to teach her not to play with his gun
and it ends up being a very funny video


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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Monkey Love

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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

COMPLETE and FINISHED

No English dictionary has been able to explain the differencebetween the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
‘My friend who has sent this’, begs to differ because, there is :
When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE".

And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,you are ... "COMPLETELY FINISHED" !!!
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Men's Logic

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"