Honesty

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Eyebrow

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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Car Alarm

Microsoft Office Car Alarm Prank

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Friday, October 29, 2010

Intelligent Work by Dog

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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Girl Stair Slide

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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Backflip Gone Bad

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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Funny Oops

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Monday, October 25, 2010

Super Girl

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Sunday, October 24, 2010

Surprised Cat

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Saturday, October 23, 2010

Hahahahahah

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Friday, October 22, 2010

Ear Bite

Funny Bud Light Commercial


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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Girl Pees While Lifting Weights

While Lifting Weights

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Sunday, October 17, 2010

Four Hands Guitar Playing

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Thursday, October 14, 2010

How to Cut

How to Cut a 2 Mm Hemp Cord with Your Bare Hands?

This video shows you a little known rope handling trick,
which can save you the time, looking for a knife or a pair
of scissors. As the weight of the wheel shows, quite strong
cord can be dealt with bare hands.


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Sunday, October 10, 2010

Las Vegas Magician

Shimshi has been entertaining Las Vegas with
his magic show for the past 7 years. He is a
well known Las Vegas magician and appeared on
NBC’s hit show America’s Got Talent.


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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Very Nice

Boss Your Wife is Calling !


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Monday, October 4, 2010

Very Funny Advertisement

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Saturday, October 2, 2010

Baby Slide

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Friday, October 1, 2010

So You Can !

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Men's Logic

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"