We(O)man

1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..


2. ( Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything


3. ( You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..


4. ( ANYTIME.)..
Men: At what time do I have to call you?
Women: Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Women: I was sleeping.
Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother
Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.
Men: Then what about 5 PM?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
Women: Anytime.

Why Invest in Laughter

It is impossible to worry while you're laughing.


Humor cuts stress levels in half.


Laughing helps you to stay happy and healthy and helps you return to good health when ill.


Laughter increases, by 20%, the activity of killer cells within the body which serve to destroy viruses and tumor cells.


Train yourself to look for the comedy in your chaos.


A sense of humor is the number one survival skill.


George Bernard Shaw once said, "When you find something funny search it for hidden truth."


"The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease." Voltaire


Humor helps us cope, conquer, and carry on.


A good laugh is not only the result of humor, it is often also the cause.


The body heals with play, the mind heals with laughter and the spirit heals with joy.


The best exercise is jumping for joy.


"Joy is the serious business of heaven." C.S. Lewis.


We begin to solve our problems when we begin to see the humor in them.


"Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods." Japanese proverb.


When we feel like laughing the least , we need it most.


If it feels good to laugh, then laugh to feel good.


A sense of humor is not inherited, it is learned.