Friday, September 30, 2011
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Monday, September 26, 2011
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Don't Laugh Too Much
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life...
The wives want both!
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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.
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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.
Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country,
but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen
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Friday, September 23, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Polish Your English
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
But there is. When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are... COMPLETELY FINISHED
ENGLISH IS A WONDERFUL LANGUAGE, ISN'T IT?
Thanks for the smile
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Pakistan floods: Two million hit by disease in Sindh
More than 7,000 people are being treated for snake bites.
Aid agencies estimate that six million people have been affected by the floods and that cases of malaria and diarrhoea are increasing.
The UN's refugee agency says that the flooding is so bad that some areas will remain submerged for six months.
However the BBC's M Ilyas Khan in Pakistan says that the situation in the southern port city of Karachi is showing some sign of limping back to normal after three days of heavy downpours.
Our correspondent says that some schools whose premises were not flooded have managed to reopen after being closed for two days.
'Very serious'
But flooding elsewhere in the southern province of Sindh continues to give cause for concern.
The UN children's agency spokesman in Pakistan, Dan Rohrman, said it was a serious situation "in particular for children who are always the most vulnerable in emergency situations".
"This is another huge flood that has hit Pakistan in less than a year so it's really a double disaster. We have assessed 16 out of 22 districts and roughly 1.8 million people have left their homes and 750,000 are living in temporary sites."
Mr Rohrman said that aid agencies had started to prepare for floods this year because of what happened in 2010, but the scale of the recent flooding was immense - with three times the normal amount of rain.
"We are using the resources that we have available at hand but it's not nearly enough for what we need," he said.
National Disaster Management Authority (NDMA) spokesman Arshad Bhatti said that if the international community does not provide immediate assistance, even more people are likely to contract various kinds of diseases.
He said that he was especially concerned over the plight of 500,000 children below the age of five.
Mr Bhatti said numerous organisations including the NDMA and the Sindh provincial government were involved in relief and rehabilitation activities.
He said more than 4.5 million acres of land had been affected by the rain and that nearly 60,000 cattle had either died or disappeared.
In addition more than 400,000 homes have been completely destroyed, he said, with 50,000 tents handed out to flood-affected people.
