Honesty
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Best Bus Driver
This men is certainly the best bus driver in the world.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Love is in the Air
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Wet Edition
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Saturday, August 21, 2010
We(O)man
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
2. ( Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything
3. ( You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..
4. ( ANYTIME.)..
Men: At what time do I have to call you?
Women: Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Women: I was sleeping.
Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother
Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.
Men: Then what about 5 PM?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
Women: Anytime.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
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Sunday, August 15, 2010
Mom On Pool Edge
Perfect ten from three judges,
but the Russian judge only gave her a nine.
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Typical Woman
Friday, August 13, 2010
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Chinese Boy Dance
Impressive Choreographed Hip Hop Moves Lil Man Can Get Down.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Excuse Me
Please, help the girl to fix the watch,
if you are perfectly comfortable with this!
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Monday, August 9, 2010
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Difference
Friday, August 6, 2010
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Solid Safety Rope Essential
This guy has some top advice that needs to be followed!
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Top Ten Goals
Music: Rocky Eye of the Tiger
Made By: Moum3
10: Fernandez vs. O'Higgins
9: Weah vs. Verona
8: Owairan vs. Belgium
7: Pele vs. Mexico
6: Ibrahimovic vs. NEC
5: Ronaldo vs. Compostella
4: Messi vs. Getafe
3: Oktay vs. Belgium
2: Giggs vs. Arsenal
1: Maradona vs. England
Monday, August 2, 2010
Look That Ass
which later has been proven to be wrong. If i were the guy,
I would spank that booty faster than my boss does.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Men's Logic
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"